Vacationers Crave Ham Kink Apartment: Five Splatterpunk and Extreme Horror Novellas - Paperback

by The Barns Brothers (Author), Crowley Barns (Author)

Five Tales of Splatterpunk and Extreme HorrorIn Kink, college boy Rich thinks he's struck gold when a hot older woman wants to hook up, but it's not what it seems and things spiral from steamy to sinister. It's the DATE FROM HELL. And not just for him. HOOKUP GOES REALLY REALLY REALLY WRONG.

In Crave, a group of engineers are awakened during a decades-long interstellar journey when a space-mold-ridden meteorite crashes into their giant population ship and bloody havoc ensues. SPACE CANNIBALS.

In Vacationers, Johnny travels the world on vacation once a year to see new places, meet new people... and KILL. It's up to FBI agent Dana to track him down and stop his global rampage. KILLING RAMPAGE CAT AND MOUSE.

In Apartment, a young American K-pop stan lands in Korea and finds out all is not what it seems when he meets his crazy boss, weird co-workers, and is told his apartment is 'haunted'... and that's only the start... WEIRD-ASS STUFF HAPPENS IN SEOUL

In Ham, a down-on-his-luck reporter stumbles across the story of a lifetime on a dating app of all things, but it turns out it's the most important and FINAL story of his lifetime. PREQUEL TO KINK.

This FIVE BOOK ANTHOLOGY will make you feel guilty as hell as you laugh, pant, and sweat through its bloody travesties. This is fast-paced nonstop splatterpunk and extreme horror with TWISTS and TURNS in the plots to drive the bloody and steamy craziness. Nothing is what it seems. (It's more f*cked up than you thought.)

Trigger Warnings: Yes, for most things.