Product Description
by Melinda Duchamp (Author)
Jezebel is searching for sexual fulfillment, and a soulmate so she can live happily ever after. Her quest leads her up a beanstalk to a fairy tale land where her wildest, kinkiest fantasies come true.
From the debauchery and danger of the Ghastlibad Forest, to finding the perfect partner for her billionaire ex-boyfriend, to induging in her darkest desires the night before her wedding, Jezebel embarks on a journey of discovery that's nothing like the Mother Goose you grew up with. This adults-only story is for those with sinful desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. The bestselling erotica trilogy is now compiled into a single, full-length novel, for only the most adventurous readers. THE COMPLETE KINKY SECRETS OF JEZEBEL by Melinda DuChampDepravity so extreme it will make you blush... Kinky Secrets of JezebelTrilogy is 328 pages long, crammed full of the sexiest, kinkiest, and funniest adult romance you've ever read. It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh... just like you. WHAT READERS ARE SAYING: "This is the funniest adult novel I've ever read!" - Anonymous "A surprisingly intelligent, well-written parody, and also very hot." - A Different Anonymous "Sexy as hell. This is really going to turn you on." - A turned-on woman who asked not to be named "Wow! If you were disappointed in other books that claim to be titillating, here's the cure. You won't be able to put it down." - Jane Doe "I love my Kindle, because no one around me knows what's on it. Reading this ebook feels like I'm doing something wicked and daring." - Jane Doe's BFF "You'll bookmark the whole thing. Trust me." - A satisfied reader "My wife really benefited from me reading this." - A friend of the author "Melinda DuChamp is my favorite author, because she came over and painted my house. Also, her book is pretty good." - The author's cousin "I read it and returned it because I'm thrifty, but now I wish I'd kept it because there are some scenes I want to revisit." - A cheapskate "Comic erotica! They should invent a new category called comerotica or erotomic. On second thought, that's pretty stupid." - A man with too much time on his hands "My new safeword is DuChamp!" - An enlightened fan "I read it in one sitting, then had to go to the Emergency Room for a priapism." - A man about to sue the author "Strawberry is my favorite flavor." - A woman who likes strawberry "I also like chocolate." - The same woman "I laughed out loud, then reached for my sleeping husband." - Anonymous "I was sleeping, and then, WHAM!" - Anonymous's husband "DuChamp is very funny and very hot, often on the same page." - A Different Anonymous "During the love scenes, my Kindle got so hot it melted to my lap. Now I'm going to sue." - Jane Doe's friend "I gave this to my boyfriend so he could learn something about a woman's needs, and now he can't take his hands (among other things) off me! Thanks Ms. DuChamp!" - A lucky lady "OMG! Now I'm having dirty thoughts about Humpty Dumpty! I'll never look at eggs the same way again!" - Jane Doe II "I think the author is making these quotes up." - A woman who asked not to be named "Does Lewis Carroll know about this? Isn't he upset?" - A man who doesn't know Lewis Carroll Died in 1898 "Columbus is the capital of Ohio." - A smarty pants So what are you waiting for? Read this book right now
Number of Pages: 328
Dimensions: 0.69 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: March 18, 2022
