Product Description
by Eon [Pen Name of Author] Phlegming (Author), Tayyar Ozkan (Illustrator), Andrew [Author's Real Name] Aames (Author)
Exciting spy action-adventure: Jaimes Bond, 007 1/2, and his grumbling side-kick Beto, fight evil criminals, rescue distressed-damsels, scramble across four continents, enjoy erotic adventures, smoke too much weed, drink too much booze, and drive their enemies nuts. When the Professor's three sexy daughters meet our heroes, passions get scrambled. Some say this is a 'spy spoof'. Some say this thrilling 'best-seller' is 'banned in Bosnia' and censored in seven other countries. Jaimes Bond is the Latino cousin of a famous British spy. CAUTION: Not recommended for readers under eighteen years old, nor for prudes.
Author Biography
Eon Phlegming is alive and well. He had been kidnapped by evil spies who had prevented him from writing further spy tales ... but now he has escaped his tormenters and has returned. If he didn't smoke so much weed, maybe he wouldn't have so much phlegm. Has it been eons since you last read an exciting, humorous spy tale Well don't wait. Scramble to get your copy of 'Spy Scramble' quickly, and order copies for all your enemies while you're at it. Your plastic money is very welcome here on 'spy island'. Thank you very mucho.
