Product Description
by Chuck Tingle (Author)
A haunting organ fills the cathedral, beckoning you onward. Soon enough, a masked bigfoot emerges from the darkness: the butt pounder of the opera.
If your butt is already tingling as ferociously as ours, then this is the collection for you. Presenting Chuck Tingle's Scary Stories To Tingle Your Butt, Vol. 4, a seven book collection of the most bone-chilling tales to ever harden your bone. Within you will find the following masterworks of modern literature... THE TELL-TALE BUTT - MY ASS IS HAUNTED BY THE HANDSOME GHOST OF MY UNSAVED DATA AFTER A COMPUTER CRASH - THE FEAR OF THE UNKNOWN GIVES MY BUTT PAUSE BUT THEN I REALIZE HOW POWERFUL AND UNIQUE I AM AND WE POUND ENTHUSIASTICALLY - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRACULA, NOW POUND MY BUTT - MY HANDSOME SENTIENT FACE MASK PROTECTS ME DESPITE THE RIDICULOUS CONSPIRACY THEORIES THAT HE WON'T ALSO HE POUNDS MY BUTT - THE BUTT POUNDER OF THE OPERA - CHUCK TANGLE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY A KNOCKOFF BOOK THAT GLORIFIES A DEADLY TRAGEDY AND DOESN'T PROVE LOVE IS REAL THEN ACCEPTING THIS AS A SAD SIDE EFFECT OF MAKING WIDER POSITIVE IMPACT AS AN AUTHOR Reader beware, you're in for a boner!
Number of Pages: 94
Dimensions: 0.19 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: September 27, 2021
