Product Description
by Ashley a. Lenartson (Author)
A very funny book w/ jokes that are complex & simple that will make you laugh... Laughter Is The Best Medicine An Unsucksexful Artist living in Portland, ME. Order this shirt today so that I can pay bills from The College of Knowledge for 9 years...It took me so long to graduate from USM: The University of Smart Minds, I mean The University of Small Minds. I entered a contest to find out IF I was the world's dumbest man. I'm the Worlds 2nd Dumbest Man...You just can't have it all. I love making people laugh their butts off...that's what I get paid to do...I love it as I'm that good and it makes me feel better when I do it in front of a LIVE Audience. I'm so good at comedy that I forget all of my jokes & then I have to come up w/ more jokes...I think I have Jokeheimers. I've had it since I popped out of my mama's pussy She was relieved to get rid of me...she almost flushed the toilet that day When I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror bend over and SMILE sideways Then it cracks. I have to go out and buy a new mirror The only thing that keeps me happy is ME Laugh Your Butt Off 50++ times per day...it keeps you happy: gets those endorphins running around in your body & good for serotonin re-uptake inhibitors...it really IS Go & laugh your butt off...I dare you FREE T-Shirt thru the mail when you tell me what your size is...Go Now...Get those Good Feelings going rite now Go and laugh your butt off...I dare you too Just do it...laugh from the bottom of your gut...just do it...it will make you feel better...I do it all the time...I have Jokeheimers...Go Now, Make That Purchase...You'll be glad you did...
Author Biography
MaverickAshley is a healer, artist, producer, professional pop songwriter, comedian, poet & general person w/ a good funny heart! He has since retired from telling jokes on stage but he still does it w/ people he meets on the streets of Portland, ME! He loves Stand Up & especially IMPROVISATION...
