{"product_id":"the-quotable-a-hole-more-than-1-200-bitter-barbs-cutting-comments-and-caustic-comebacks-for-aspiring-and-armchair-a-holes-alike-paperback","title":"The Quotable A**hole: More Than 1,200 Bitter Barbs, Cutting Comments, and Caustic Comebacks for Aspiring and Armchair A**holes Alike - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eEric Grzymkowski\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhoever said, \"sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will never hurt you\" never met an a**hole. Here, you'll find more than 1,200 of the most biting quotes, comments, and comebacks ever uttered, including: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.\" --George Bernard Shaw\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.\" --Albert Einstein\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.\" --Muhammed Ali\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYou won't just find quotes from typical a**holes like Winston Churchill, Joseph Stalin, and Mark Twain, either. You'll also see what happens when practically perfect folks like Walt Disney, Mahatma Ghandi, and Audrey Hepburn lose their cool. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo embrace your dark side and get ready to enjoy every over-confident, over-blown, over-the-top a**hole comment you'll ever need.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eEric Grzymkowski is a humor writer and aspiring a**hole. When not writing, he can be found flipping off unsuspecting motorists, cutting in line at the supermarket, and talking on his cell phone at the movies. He lives in MA, where he spends the majority of his time searching for witty comebacks to use in obscure situations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 256\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 8.4 x 5.4 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 15, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45612187156524,"sku":"9781440525650","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/smartsupplydeals.com\/products\/the-quotable-a-hole-more-than-1-200-bitter-barbs-cutting-comments-and-caustic-comebacks-for-aspiring-and-armchair-a-holes-alike-paperback","provider":"Smart supply deals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}