{"product_id":"becky-the-throat-goat-paperback","title":"Becky: The Throat Goat - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrad Gosse\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecky the Throat Goat: A Deeply Stupid Book About a Goat With a Gift\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eIn a land where horny goats dwell... lives a lady with a tale to tell.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet Becky. She's not your average goat. She's not chewing grass or climbing rocks or whatever else goats are supposed to be doing. Becky's out here changing lives, one deeply uncomfortable cartoon panel at a time. Born with a throat that defies logic (and physics, and dignity), Becky quickly discovers her true purpose: swallowing the world's problems whole sausages, carrots, pride, shame, you name it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis utterly ridiculous, adult-themed picture book looks like it wandered out of a kindergarten story circle, but don't be fooled. This is not for kids. This is for grown-ass adults who enjoy cartoon animals behaving badly and poetic verse that makes you question your life choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWritten in the style of a children's book... but absolutely, 100% not safe for anyone. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecky the Throat Goat\u003c\/b\u003e delivers a crass, rhyme-filled journey through the lore of a goat who just can't stop... well... throating. Yes, that's the joke.\u003cp\u003eAnd yet somehow, you're still reading this description. Which probably means you know *exactly* who this book is for.\u003c\/p\u003eGift It (and Regret Nothing): \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for your friend who thinks \"too far\" is a challenge\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA must-have gag gift for bachelor\/bachelorette parties\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for your coworker with the best cubicle prank game\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for white elephant parties, because Becky always steals the show\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuy it for yourself, you absolute menace\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't expect moral lessons. Don't expect depth (well, not emotionally). Expect rhymes. Expect goats. Expect at least one scientifically questionable diagram. And above all, expect to laugh like an idiot and then wonder if you're going straight to hell.\u003c\/p\u003eLet's be real: \u003cp\u003eYou're not buying this book because it's a literary masterpiece. You're buying it because the idea of a cartoon goat deep-throating produce made you snort-laugh at your desk. You're buying it because laughter is cheaper than therapy, and significantly easier to wrap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecky the Throat Goat\u003c\/b\u003e: She swallows. You giggle. And that's the whole damn point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eBecause a night with the Throat Goat leaves them in a daze... and you questioning every purchase you've ever made on Amazon.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarning: \u003c\/b\u003e Not for children, not for the easily offended, and definitely not for your grandma to stick next to her Nancy Reagan commemorative plate collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.07 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 15, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45673185542188,"sku":"9798387165207","price":17.53,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0728\/0954\/5772\/files\/Z9d7NcpjQ29798387165207.webp?v=1781721817","url":"https:\/\/smartsupplydeals.com\/products\/becky-the-throat-goat-paperback","provider":"Smart supply deals","version":"1.0","type":"link"}