# Seals Are Jerks! - Hardcover

by **Jared Chapman** (Author), **Jared Chapman** (Illustrator)

**In a hilarious story for fans of _We Don't Eat Our Classmates_, a young girl is determined to find out the truth about her favorite animals -- and find out once and for all, are seals really jerks and do they really eat penguins?!**

Seals are Lorelei's favorite animal: they're so cute and cuddly and best buddies with penguins. Well... that's what _she_ thought before learning the ugly truth -- some seals EAT penguins! She doesn't want to believe it at first, but she drags Penguin, the classroom guest, and seal whistleblower, to Antarctica to prove Penguin wrong and confront Seal face-to-face. And Seal finally reveals the truth.

Beloved creator of bestseller _Vegetables in Underwear_, Jared Chapman explores the ultimate question: Can seals be Lorelei's favorite animal even if they eat penguins? This laugh-out-loud story, brimming with honesty and charm, is perfect for today's young readers. _Seals Are Jerks!_ is the launch of an exciting new series, in the spirit of _We Don't Eat Our Classmates_, _Children Make Terrible Pets_, and _I Want My Hat Back_.

### Author Biography

Jared Chapman has written and illustrated four picture books -- _Vegetables in Underwear_; _Fruits in Suits_, _Pirate, Viking & Scientist_; and _Steve, Raised by Wolves_. He lives in the piney woods of Northeast Texas with his wife and four kids. You can find him online at jaredchapman.com, and on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram as @jaredchapman.

**Number of Pages:** 48

**Dimensions:** 0.5 x 8.1 x 10.2 IN

**Illustrated:** Yes

**Publication Date:** September 05, 2023

## Details

- **Price:** 18.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Books by splitShops
- **Type:** Books
- **Tags:** Books by splitShops, Shopify Collective

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