# Proper Badger Would Never! - Hardcover

by **Lauren Glattly** (Author), **Rob Sayegh** (Illustrator)

**_If You Give a Mouse a Cookie_ meets _No, David!_ in this hilarious story of misbehavior and misadventure with a very proper badger.**

Proper Badger has been invited to a party. He is quite pleased. He will wear his best coat and bow tie and be a very proper guest. He most certainly won't ruin the party because of his badger antics because, as Proper Badger assures us, he will be on his best behavior.**\***

Dig his claws into the cake? Have a little accident on the rug in the hallway? He would NEVER.

From debut author Lauren Glattly and _New York Times_ bestselling illustrator of Seth Meyers's _I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!_, Rob Sayegh Jr., comes an uproarious tale about a badger who just can't suppress his badger-like tendencies. Perfect for fans of _We Don't Eat Our Classmates_ and the Pig the Pug series!

**\***No, he won't.

### Author Biography

**Lauren Glattly** is a children's book author and humor writer who likes telling silly stories, dressing up for parties, and laughing a lot. _Proper Badger Would Never!_ is her debut children's book. Lauren lives in New York with her husband. You can find her online at LaurenGlattly.com.

**Rob Sayegh Jr.** is a former toy designer turned author-illustrator of children's books. He is the author/illustrator of _Love Tails_ and the illustrator of _Arlo Draws an Octopus_, _Slow Down, Tumbleweed_, and Seth Meyers's _New York Times_ bestseller _I'm Not Scared, You're Scared!_ When he is not doodling or writing, he enjoys collecting vintage toys, being an official snack taste-tester, and falling in love with every dog he meets. He currently lives in San Francisco, California, with his family. To see more of Rob's work, please visit RobSayArt.com.

**Number of Pages:** 40

**Dimensions:** 0.5 x 8.6 x 11.2 IN

**Publication Date:** April 02, 2024

## Details

- **Price:** 18.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Books by splitShops
- **Type:** Books
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