# If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men - Hardcover

by **The Oatmeal** (Author), **Matthew Inman** (Author)

**From the Eisner Award-winning creator of _The Oatmeal_ and **#1 _New York Times_ bestselling author** of _How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You_ comes this charmingly absurd gift book about man's best friend.**

In _If My Dogs Were a Pair of Middle-Aged Men_, Matthew Inman imagines, to hilarious effect, what life would be like if his dogs were a couple of old men running around his house. The result is a pitch-perfect gift for any dog owner.

**Number of Pages:** 36

**Dimensions:** 0.4 x 6.1 x 6.1 IN

**Illustrated:** Yes

**Publication Date:** September 26, 2017

## Details

- **Price:** 9.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Books by splitShops
- **Type:** Books
- **Tags:** Books by splitShops, Shopify Collective

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