# Don't Say Poop! - Hardcover

by **Jimmy Matejek-Morris** (Author), **Fred Blunt** (Illustrator)

**_Everyone Poops_ meets _The Book with No Pictures_ in this irresistibly naughty read-aloud. When you get the urge to say you-know-what, don't. DON'T SAY POOP!**

Why say a vile word like _poop_ when you could say humdrum bum crumbs, float-or-sinker, major stinker, sometimes mushy from your tushy, or smelly belly funky jelly. See how much nicer that is?

This silly book of tongue twisters will have kids doubled over as they learn some alternatives to their favorite potty words. Perfect for reading aloud, and for reading again and again!

### Author Biography

**Jimmy Matejek-Morris** is an author and screenwriter. He lives in Cambridge, Massachusetts.  
Twitter/Instagram @jmatejekmorris

**Fred Blunt** is the author-illustrator of _Santa Claus vs. the Easter Bunny_ and the illustrator of _Belly Laughs: 150 Rib-tickling Food Jokes_. He lives in Wiltshire, UK.  
fredbluntillustration.com  
Instagram @fredblunt

**Number of Pages:** 32

**Dimensions:** 0.3 x 8.1 x 7.2 IN

**Illustrated:** Yes

**Publication Date:** April 20, 2021

## Details

- **Price:** 9.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Books by splitShops
- **Type:** Books
- **Tags:** Books by splitShops, Shopify Collective

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