# Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**

Front: You're not old...

Inside: ...as long as you can still drag your ass out to celebrate! Happy Birthday

**Features:**  
• Full color interior  
• Colorful envelope included  
• Printed on recycled paper using soy-based inks  
• Made in the U.S.A.

**Artist:** Ted Foulkes 

**Size:**  4 3/4" x 6 3/4"

## Details

- **Price:** 3.95 USD
- **Vendor:** The Country Christmas Loft
- **Type:** Gift Shoppe >> Greeting Cards >> Birthday
- **Tags:** Shopify Collective, The Country Christmas Loft

## Variants

| Variant | Price | Available |
|---------|-------|-----------|
| Default Title | 3.95 USD | In stock |

## Images

- Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**
- Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**
- Birthday Card - Not Old As Long As You Can Drag Your A**

---

> Source: [Smart supply deals](https://smartsupplydeals.com/products/birthday-card-not-old-as-long-as-you-can-drag-your-a)
> Updated: 2026-07-21