# Almost Everybody Farts - Board Book

by **Marty Kelley** (Author)

**"A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot." --_Kirkus Reviews_ (Starred review)**

**_Grandmas fart. Teachers fart. Terrifying creatures fart. But . . . is there someone who DOESN'T fart?_**

With sly humor, this fun board book looks at a subject that's sure to make children laugh: farting. With silent farts, farts like horns, and rainbow farts from unicorns, _Almost Everybody Farts_ comically captures the gassy scene. And only one person insists she's fart-free: MOM _But is she?_ Kids will insist on reading this rhyming story again and again.

### Author Biography

Writer and illustrator Marty Kelley lives in NH. His picture book, _Twelve Terrible Things_ (Tricycle Press), received a starred review in _School Library Journal_. Author Christopher Moore (_Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff_) called it, "An inspired work of dark humor." Marty is a popular speaker who visits between over 150 schools a year throughout New England and beyond. To learn more about Marty, visit martykelley.com.

**Number of Pages:** 28

**Dimensions:** 0.6 x 6.9 x 5.5 IN

**Illustrated:** Yes

**Publication Date:** March 05, 2019

## Details

- **Price:** 8.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Books by splitShops
- **Type:** Books
- **Tags:** Books by splitShops, Shopify Collective

## Variants

| Variant | Price | Available |
|---------|-------|-----------|
| Default Title | 8.99 USD | In stock |

## Images

- Almost Everybody Farts - Board Book

---

> Source: [Smart supply deals](https://smartsupplydeals.com/products/almost-everybody-farts-board-book)
> Updated: 2026-07-23