# All the Things Mom Will Never Say - Hardcover

by **Ronan Badel** (Illustrator), **Noé Carlain** (Author)

Don't go to bed so early! You have school tomorrow. Said no mother ever! Can you imagine your mom saying this or suggesting you don't need to use a tissue when you could use your sleeve instead.

-   In this comical look at all the things a mom is never likely to say, kids and parents alike will laugh out loud at what might happen if Mom stops being Mom.
-   She'll never encourage you to stop reading or eating your vegetables.
-   But kids know they can always count on mom to always want a kiss and hug.

So get ready for story time reading to get a little silly with these hilarious everyday sentences that are the exact opposite of what you would expect a mom to repeat.

**Number of Pages:** 32

**Dimensions:** 0.44 x 9.27 x 9.21 IN

**Illustrated:** Yes

**Publication Date:** March 28, 2022

## Details

- **Price:** 14.99 USD
- **Vendor:** Books by splitShops
- **Type:** Books
- **Tags:** Books by splitShops, Shopify Collective

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